North Thailand Motorbike Tour '08 - The Official Trip Report

Discussion in 'Northern Thailand - Road Trip Reports' started by Danielle, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. Danielle

    Danielle Active Member

    With what started as a humble post on the GT-Rider forum.. grew into a full-fledged motorbike tour....
    6 days, 6 bikes, 1 sidecar, 8 people, 1300kms and 2 offs… here is the story!


    The itinerary
    Day 1: Chiang Mai to Nan
    Day 2: Nan to Pua & The Doi Phukka Loop
    Day 3: Pua to Chiang Khong
    Day 4: Chiang Khong to Mae Sai
    Day 5: Mae Sai to Fang
    Day 6: Fang to Chiang Mai

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    The subjects:

    John
    Bike: GSXR1100
    Nationality: Australian living in Chiang Mai.
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    Steffi

    Bike: Pillion with John
    Nationality: German
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    Michael
    Bike: Phantom
    Nationality: Aussie living in Chiang Mai
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    Franz
    Bike: 400cc something
    Nationality: German
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    Pico
    Bike: Honda Silverwing with Sidecar
    Nationality: German living in Phuket
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    Sao

    Bike: Pillion with Pico
    Nationality: From Isan living in Phuket
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    Keith
    Bike: Honda CBR150
    Nationality: Isle of Man on a long holiday in Chiang Mai
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    ME (Danielle)
    Bike: Honda CBR150
    Nationality: Australian
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    Day 1
    With bike rental papers signed, bags packed and strapped onto the bikes, and all our gear on… we were ready to go! Finally! But.. first a quick stop at the servo, to fuel up and check tyres. Then a not so relaxing ride as we made our way out of Chiang Mai through some pretty serious traffic. We headed towards Mae Khachan on Highway 118 for 76kms and then took a right at highway 120 towards Phayao. It was good to be out of the city!
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    Here’s a photo from our morning rest-stop at a small waterfall.
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    We stopped for lunch at a local café after we fuelled up. Yes we left the bikes at the servo, and actually used our legs to walk down the street to have a budget priced lunch! After eating, we didn’t have to wait too long til Pico and Sao had caught up to the group (riding the silverwing with sidecar.) Regrouped, we rode on.

    We then rode along highway 1021, highway 1251 and highway 1091. The weather was nowhere near as hot as I’d expected. I was fine riding along with jeans, t-shirt, and my new blue jacket with liner, which I’d bought at a market in Chiang Mai, freshly imported from China.

    A nice rest stop in the afternoon was at a roadside stall in a small village. One little girl here remembered John from last time he rode through, and we stopped for a drink to rehydrate. I snapped a couple photos here.
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    The dogs in Thailand aren’t like Australian dogs. They like to sleep on the road, dart out in front of you, or just take themselves for an afternoon stroll like this one:
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    The last section (78kms) until Nan was, according to John, going to “give us a taste of things to come.” These roads are great.
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    As it got darker, we entered “Nan”, turned off the street into a posh looking hotel and parked the bikes undercover.
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    We checked in, Steffi and I opted to share a room. The rooms were fairly lush – but more on that later. We showered (and I put the same clothes back on, hooray for packing light!)
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    We then went out for dinner. By this stage I was totally exhausted. A whole day on the road.. it was dark by the time we got to Nan, and having not ridden for a good two weeks (whilst lapping up the sun on the islands of Thailand)- made for a very tired rider! Keeping my eyes open through dinner was a struggle. When the guys suggested more beers I screamed nooooooo! Bed!!! I was the only one drinking soda water! But I thought I should remain responsible, we had ridden to dinner, no helmets in true thai fashion, I figured the safety-hood would be sufficient  No alcohol until at least a couple more days getting used to the cbr150 and the awesome thai roads!!
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    Steffi and I had already decided that a massage was on the cards and then sleep- so with that sorted it was safety-hood on and back to the hotel. We arranged a massage with reception but got a phone call 10 mins later saying no masseurs were available until 5am. “No sorry, I think I’ll be asleep then!!” So determined to have our muscles pounded by some delicate thai hands, we ventured down the street, a whole 200m, to a place with flashy lights. The women didn’t look too stoked to see us, and I realized later that it was probably a place where they get most of their money from foreigner men, demanding happy endings. They’d actually have to work for the money we were going to give them! They said 500baht, which we assumed was for both, as the hotel charges 600baht for 2, for in-room service.

    Well I don’t recommend this place, the lazy girls chatted the whole time and pretty much just rubbed oil over our backs in a half asses fashion, without actually massaging. After I’d taken my top off they literally had a giggle to each other cos they’d probably never seen nipple piercings in their life! And as I lay down, the girl patted my butt, said something in thai and they both laughed. Either they were jealous of my lacy black underwear.. or they wished they had a real booty like mine!!

    After the massage, these girls had the cheek to turn around and say “no, that wasn’t 500baht for both of you, it was 500baht EACH”. Yeah, right. Well they didn’t speak English, but that’s what we understood they were trying to say. After a conversation which kind of dampened the mood a little, we handed over an extra 100baht and left.

    Bed Time!!

    ...to be continued!!!
     
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  3. Danielle

    Danielle Active Member

    Day 2
    We were all meant to meet in the lobby at 10am. Oops. Steffi and I woke up at about 10am, threw our clothes on, packed our bags. In our hurried cleanup, i found a USED condom under the bed.. which I alerted the hotel maid to, who proceeded to laugh.. and then the guys said, she probably thought i told her i left it there!!! Um, No! We made it downstairs by about 10.20 without breakfast. Go girls!! HA!!! Yes the others hung a lot of shit on us for not staying out drinking, and still being the last ones up.

    Well we’d have to hold out for breakfast until after a 60km ride from Nan to Pua. Here we checked into a nice bungalow for the night, so we could leave our bags, grab some food, and then ride the Doi Phukka loop!
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    We saw this tanker as we were sitting out the front of the resort waiting for all the riders to come in and park. Scary.
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    Today was my favourite day’s riding from the trip. An excerpt taken from my travel diary:


    “The views are amazing, spectacular, no word to describe it- I kept hearing myself say [email protected] in amazement.”


    Not very eloquent, but they do say people resort to swearing when they don’t have the vocabulary to express the message they’re trying to communicate! And I really didn’t!
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    So we were on the road, after having ridden a short distance on the 1081, we took a left onto the 1256.
    This road is AWESOME. See how happy I am?
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    We stopped at a little temple on the top of the mountain. All the Thai’s tooted to Buddha as they rode or drove past.
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    See how high up we are? We’re in the clouds!!
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    Riding on a bit, I found some goats having a munch on the side of the road. Other things on the road were dogs, cows, chickens, and suspected elephant poo!
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    As we rode into Pukka to stop for a drink, I encountered this bridge, which kind of scared me as I balanced my way on the plank to cross it… Eyes UP! Relax the arms…. Hold on with the legs!!!! *breathe* Clearly I survived :D
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    Clearly, after that scare, I needed a fearless companion. Someone to give me courage for the rest of the journey. Watch out, its Pukka Bear, purchased in... you guessed it, Pukka.

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    We continued on more awesome roads.
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    But then the awesome road turned slightly un-awesome… in fact, it stopped. And there was dirt where the asphalt should have been… oh oh…. ROADWORKS! This got me riding REALLY slowly, foot covering the rear brake.. very cautious.. gotta look after Pukka bear you know? My estimate was it lasted about 3kms? Could be way off.

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    The road eventually turned back into asphalt and my heart rate resumed back to normal. We regrouped at this sign which I am guessing is at or near Bo Luang, where we took a right and got back on the 1081, homeward bound to Pua.
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    To be continued...
     
  4. Marco

    Marco Ol'Timer

    Danielle

    That was funny part 1...i was laughing like H**l just thinking what the reception ladies where thinking about that condom you mentioned, even more that there was 2 girl in the room.

    In normal Thai society that is no problem and no one would even notice that...

    Looking forward continuity....
     
  5. DavidFL

    DavidFL Administrator Staff Member

    Yay Danielle
    The Doi Phukha loop's a bit on the awesome side alright, & I hope it wasn't all downhill after what I consider to be North Thailand's most spectacular ride 'n loop.
    So bring it all on, I reckon it's going to be a good one. Don't hesitate to spill all the beans either.....
     
  6. daewoo

    daewoo Ol'Timer

    Hey Danielle...

    Great trip report... loving it... are you going to post it on NR as well??? Most of those guys couldn't ride out of sight on a dark night...

    I bet it really peaves them that you have like a years riding experience and have already ridden more exciting roads than 99% of them...

    I don't suppose you have any photos of the piercings to post???? :oops:

    :D

    Thanks for writting it up, please keep it coming...

    Cheers,
    Daewoo
     
  7. E3L0

    E3L0 Ol'Timer

    What a great report. Let's have the rest of it.
     
  8. Dougal

    Dougal Ol'Timer

    Great stuff Danielle.

    So, you are now either famous or infamous in both a massage parlour and a hotel on your first trip out!!

    Some of the guys have been trying for a rep like that for years!!!

    Look forward to your next installment. Oh, by the way, you can get condoms in any pharmacy or 7 - 11.
     
  9. Danielle

    Danielle Active Member

    Day 3

    Steffi and I woke up to the sound of some singing, from a school, or a temple or something. Headed to the dining area for a ‘free breakfast’. Free food… should have been enough warning in itself!! Rubbery eggs on thai bread (its sweet and has so many preservatives in it, that it never goes off!) And some tea, with the leaves floating around the bottom. Kinda smelt like marijuana? But it could’ve just been the chlorophyll from whatever tea leaves they actually were… Just the fuel a biker needs!! So, bags packed and tummy’s full, we left the resort and headed back onto the 1148 towards Chiang Kham…. AWESOME ROADS!!!
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    Again, it pays to be concentrating at 110% when riding in Thailand, because not only do awesome roads suddenly become un-awesome, they sometimes disappear altogether! By this stage of the trip, I had a fair idea that the orange signs with black Thai characters that we’d been seeing meant something like “Danger.” As pictured, the road had kind of caved in at this particular spot..… yeah, a big hole in the road in the cliff.

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    yes, it’s the 1148 

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    I saw this sign, saying pong, and pointing at the random chicken on the road..
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    Well, it was amusing to me.. at the time :p

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    Check out that asphalt..... jealous?

    More riding & we stopped to regroup by the side of the road. There was a house there with a little girl playing, who didn’t look particularly happy, but not sad either. I was surprised to see such a massive satellite dish in such a remote area.

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    Later we saw these young kids on scooters. Safety first!
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    They say things happen in three’s. And this was the first of three incidents. The third being the worst. But, as we were riding towards a fork in the road, John and Keith decided to stop, without indiciating.. in the middle of the road to have a conversation about which way we should go. This was right opposite one of those immigration points, as I think the road coming from the other direction was people coming out of Myanmar or some other country. (Yes my geography is SHOCKING.) I was adamant that I was going to get shot, every time I saw one of these guys with their uniforms and rifles. Actually, to deviate for a moment, riding through a small town (at some point in the trip) I got a bit of a scare, and an increased heart-rate, when I saw a little boy, maybe 6 years old, with a rifle strung over his shoulder. I gave it to the cbr150 at that point, and red-lined til I was way out of shot-range! Not sure what the kid was doing with the gun. But nevermind… So back to John and Keith stopping in the middle of the road. I went “FUCK!” and pulled off a really nice counter-steering maneuver and managed NOT to crash into Johns bike. My right mirror clipped his luggage, but him and pillion Steffi, as well as Keith were all totally unaware of this happening. Pukka bear was not impressed. Franz, who was riding behind me, said it looked pretty close!!!

    The fork in the road:
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    The aftermath:
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    I quickly got restless by the side of the road waiting to regroup… and saw some puppies. The guys at the checkpoint were, despite inaccurate preconceptions, really friendly. One of them insisted I come over and have a glass of water they’d got for me. I drank the water and after having a chat and patting the cute puppies , I was quickly over the near-accident.

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    Bums back in seats, and on the road again somewhere around Chiang Kham. We took the 1021 towards Thoeng. Just before Thoeng, we took a right onto the 1155. Whilst stopping for a rest and a photo opportunity, we saw a man pushing his bicycle up the hill. There was no one around aside from us on our bikes and this guy coming up hill. We said hello. No response. We tried again.. he ignored us.. A bit louder? A ‘hello how are you?’ Nothing!! I offered him some water. No response. No eye contact.. ODDBALL. (HAHA ! Sucker! You need a REAL BIKE!!!)

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    Onward bound and with daylight running out, we finished our journey to Chiang Khong on the 1020.

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    Pico and Sao were already there, having taken a different route and we stopped on the side of the road for John to ring Pico to find out where on the main street our rooms are. Two seconds later, out walks Sao. We’d actually stopped opposite the place they had chosen without realizing. How’s that for timing!! Or rather, psychic-ness!
    They had picked out a really nice place, right on the Mekong River. We could see Laos!! We were getting very close to the “Golden Triangle!” Our room was overlooking this view. After we parked our bikes, we signed in and got our room keys. Michael decided to play funny buggers and signed the book as “ Steven Seagal.” Little did he know what this would start, but lets just say after we’d come back from dinner, there were girls in the hotel getting photos with “Steven” and having him sign their t-shirts!! He certainly made someones day!! So back to the important stuff. Food!! We had FARANG FOOD!... YES! PIZZA!!!!! Well, a focaccia bread roll with pizza topping on it… as much as I love eating thai food, constant meals of RICE and whatever the restaurant decided to cook for me upon reading my “vegetarian passport” were becoming somewhat tedious.
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    So after stuffing my face with westerner food, John, Keith and I headed down to a massage place and got massages. An hour or so later… tired and relaxed, we walked back to the place we stayed at, I crept into the room quietly so as not to wake Steffi, and pretty quickly I was under the covers and dozing off for a great nights sleep.

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  10. Danielle

    Danielle Active Member

    cheers for your comments... i thought it was funny and kinda gross at the same time!! think it would be weird in australia for a condom to be left in a hotel room! ewwww !!! and weirder still to tell the staff and then just have them LAUGH!

    Beans?! What beans!! *innocent face*
    the whole ride was awesome!! except the last 200kms. more on that later ;)

    nah, cant seem to get the camera angle right, might need some assistance :twisted:

    (thanks for the feedback. and dont you love netrider. it seems its the club everyone loves to hate! haha. )

    day 3 just posted. days 4/5/6.. coming SOON!

    SOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope! finish uni half way through the year, and i have a part time job.. so hopefully soon!

    HAHA! the joys of being a female in thailand!! :shock: I sometimes wished i was a single guy over there! it would be paradise!!!!

    the ride report.. will be continued :)
     
  11. Marco

    Marco Ol'Timer

    Danielle

    Fantastic,,, must be funny feeling when you saw it and told the reception and they just laugh at you,, but not at you, or maybe who know's.

    Bu thave to say that, that is one of those funny thing's what can and wil happen in Thailand...

    but what we in GT forum appriciate is honesty and that make every one smiling when reading the road reports.

    Btw me and wifey heading to road maybe next week from 17th onward's and try to ride starting from Ubon to Golden Trialgle via mekhong, Nakhom Phanom, Nong Khai and onward's then all the way via Kao Lak bike week to Phuket bike week and try to fit bkk motor show there as well.

    But Danielle,, keep them cumming,,meaning road reports 8)
     
  12. daewoo

    daewoo Ol'Timer

    And just HOW do you know what MARIJUANA smells like YOUNG LADY??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

    It will be interesting to see if your post actually gets any of them off their @rses to do some real ridding... or just another "someone over took me on Black Spur"... "The cops are out on Black Spur"... "I got a ticket for doing 100 over the speed limit, all cops are @rseholes"... I love NR, it is a good and active forii, but while I know that 98% of them are better riders than me, most of them have only ever ridden on 4 different roads.... you have had you licence what? a year? and done more exciting ridding that 98% of the "i've been ridding for 15 years" crowd ever will... you go girl...

    Cheers,
    Daewoo
     
  13. tropicaljohno

    tropicaljohno Ol'Timer

    Hi Danielle

    I agree great looking jacket

    Which market in Cnx did you buy it.

    Are you happy with it, does it keep you warm and dry.

    How much was it ??????
     
  14. madjbs

    madjbs Ol'Timer

    Did you rent the CBR150's? I have never seen any for rent before.
     
  15. green-magic

    green-magic New Member

    Great Route through this Land.
    Maybe i can drive next time with you too.
    Good Pic´s

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  16. jonadda

    jonadda Ol'Timer

    Not too bad so far Danielle, Im curious on how your going to broach the topic about the last day when you got into Keiths pants. I think the CBR got sold off to some un suspecting fahrang guy and im sure he wasnt told about the radiator, she wasnt too impressed about the bike or the payment but who is she to complain she got it for free anyway, i handled it Thai style, gave her the money, smiled and walked away saying "I dont know" it actually works, chalk that one up, keep up the good work on the report.
    John
     
  17. beattheswiss

    beattheswiss Ol'Timer

    Danielle, I enjoyed your first 3 installments. The area around Nan is awesome, isn't it? My wifey and I rode a very similar route in early February. Believe it or not, I didn't manage to finish my report until a few days ago, but I'm relieved and proud I did it! (It's called "An amazing February week in pictures")
    So how about it, Danielle? Give us the remainder of your story; we're all in suspense...! :lol:
     
  18. Danielle

    Danielle Active Member

    i will finish the report, shortly :)
    apologies for the delay!
    ps the jacket was bought at a market in chiang mai that jonadda took me to, best bet ask him as i have a bad sense of direction!! i havent ridden in the wet with it yet, but it was very good for hot and cooler weather.

    as for keiths pants... well you'll have to wait and see ;)
     
  19. Danielle

    Danielle Active Member

    Day 4
    Today was official **tourist day**! With a trip to the Golden triangle on the agenda, we were pumped to experience true “Golden Triangle” riding in Thailand!!!

    The day started by waking up to the beautiful view across the Mekong River from our bunglaow. After a quick morning stroll along the river and another dose of western food for breakfast, we were ready to hit the road. As we were gearing up our bikes, I mentioned to the guys that there was some green stuff underneath my bike, e.g. it was leaking coolant. But I’m just a girl, what would I know!! They told me it was nothing. I smiled & nodded and we carried on.
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    We left Chiang Khong on the road for Mae Sai. We took the 1129 for about 60kms.
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    We stopped by the river for lunch and watched the boats go by.
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    Pukka bear enjoyed the view too.

    We continued on after lunch towards the Golden Triangle. We weren’t far away when I saw something buzzing about in my helmet, I quickly lifted the visor up and put my hand in the visor.. “Shoo Mofo!” Then I felt a stinging sensation in my jacket. Well, we all know what a hardass I am, I rode on. We soon found ourselves at the Golden Triangle! WooHoo! We had made it! I unzipped my jacket, and saw what looked like a bee-sting. It was pretty stingy! I zapped it a few times with Keith’s zapper thing and then went to look around this massive tourist attraction.
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    I had a drink, checked out the view and whilst speaking to a Thai tour guide, found out that the better view of the Golden Triangle was actually up the hill. I went and told the others we were going up to have a look and without too much protest, we were on our way up a steep windy road past the temple.
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    Wait John.. just ONE MORE photo!!!!!!!!

    We then took the 1290 to Mae Sai. I love how the Thai traffic lights have a countdown to the green light. The wogs in Melbourne in their fully sick commodores would be revving their engines out and pretending every traffic light was the start of a race! Oh wait.. we all tried to beat each other off the lights too!
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    Well it was a short days ride but somehow despite the low km’s travelled, we’d spent a lot of time seeing the sights, and possibly posing at the top of the hill overlooking the Golden Triangle, maybe : ) However, we were in Mae Sai, and despite the fact it was nearly 4pm and we presumed the border shut at 5pm, I quickly got ready for my Myanmar Adventure.
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    The border crossing.

    I was paranoid I was going to get shot. I passed through immigration, got my passport stamped and had a whole 60 minutes to see Myanmar.
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    Basically on the other side of the Thai border, it was a massive market to buy stuff. Not really the most cultural experience, but an interesting one nonetheless. It’s the first time I’ve walked my through a country border-crossing!

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    So I had made it into Myanmar, and back out again, alive and without incident. I even found my way back to the hotel from the border crossing, without getting lost. I dumped all my shopping the room and ventured out into the streets of Mae Sai. I found a pink bag that would be perfect to put all my new stuff in, and strap down on the bike.. as there was no way it was going to fit into my back pack now!

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    Later, the group of us went out for dinner and ordered far too much food. This fish was the last dish that was brought out, and everyone was too stuffed to eat it, so we gave it to the people on the next table who were busy making lays out of flowers I think it was.. and they were very happy at their luck!
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    A couple drinks later and we got back on the bikes.. yes, donning only the safety hood as the helmets were left at the hotel. We went to what I thought would be a massage parlour, but knew was not. Instead I scratched my head and put a confused look on my face and proceeded to ask some stupid questions like “Why are there red lights?” and “If this is a massage parlour, how come we are sitting down and the girls are pouring our drinks?” And “Where are the massage tables/mattresses?” Yep, I was just giving the boys a hard time, HAHA!

    Anyway we had some nice drinks and eventually the guys decided they wanted to take a couple of the girls out and party. I opted for the more sensible and less alcohol-fuelled option of an actual massage at this place (yep got a lot of funny looks from the girls.. ) went upstairs and it was actually a pretty decent massage. And for all you sicko’s NO there was no girl-on-girl action OR happy endings! In my relaxed state and slightly more inebriated now than on my ride over from the restaurant, I paid up and rode a couple blocks back to the hotel. I was actually shivering in my hoody, it was very cold! Lucky it was only a short ride. I parked the bike and went inside after a big day, for a restful nights sleep ahead of another days riding.
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  20. daewoo

    daewoo Ol'Timer

    Sicko's, sicko's... I resemble that accusation...

    Doing well missy, but you missed out by passing up the happy ending...

    Cheers,
    Daewoo
     
  21. jonadda

    jonadda Ol'Timer

    In defence of the boys on the trip
    As explained to Danille at this establishment, that red fairy lights doesnt have the same meaning as red lights back home and even the boys dont get happy endings in house at that place, maybe we should have taken her to one of those establishments so she could have done an accurate comparison and not an assumption, this particular establishment caters for in room massages for most of the big hotels in Mae Sai, as we all know some girls do thier own freelansing once at the hotels but not all, but this particular establishment was by no means a knocking shop.
     
  22. mr.jacko

    mr.jacko Member

    I should confess I was the slow one, only been riding a month or so and not fast. Then again being a keen photographer didn't help, some shots I just couldn't pass. I made a DVD for each rider on the trip to make up for my being so slow. You can see a shortened version here.

    I hope that works!
    I will try to add photos another time.
    Mr. Jacko
     

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