...almost as fast as the original!
...almost as fast as the original!
Last edited by KZ; 16th November 2011 at 11:12 PM.
(Not my originals, unfortunately)
A truly happy rider is one who can enjoy the scenery along a detour.
More of those crazy helmets.
A truly happy rider is one who can enjoy the scenery along a detour.
Cardiologist and Motorcycle Mechanic
A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a magnificent Yamaha FJR1300 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is that I make $45,000 a year and you make $1.5M when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic.....
"Try doing it with the engine running."
During the early hours of this morning the driver of this car decided to not turn at the corner of the moat but to carry on straight ahead, the only problem was this tree was in the way
I wonder if Cockpit can plug that one, three of the cars tyres were punctured from the crash
Decisions, decisions...Originally Posted by Captain_Slash
During the early hours of this morning the driver of this car decided to not turn at the corner of the moat but to carry on straight ahead, the only problem was this tree was in the way
I wonder if Cockpit can plug that one, three of the cars tyres were punctured from the crash
Husband comes home.
"Honey! I won the lottery! Pack your bags!"
"Really? Wow! Where are we going? To the beach? To the mountains?"
"Just pack your bags!!"
Subject:Anti-lock braking (ABS)Demonstration
For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of
ABS (anti-lock braking system) operation,
here’s a visual representation.
A truly happy rider is one who can enjoy the scenery along a detour.
They appear a little concerned
Spotted on R1178, heading to the Burma border..
Arunothai has a new super mart
Davidfl
Keep The Power On
Not a "stuff up" but if it was, it would be a biggie. Takes riding on the edge to a new level I think. Yikes!
http://wimp.com/mountaintop/
• A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
The Large Print Giveth, and the Small Print Taketh Away
The Black Bra ....... not pc
Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
Realized I don't have a dream bike, but keep finding more dream rides to ride
^^^ 555! Poor flippin horse!
The Large Print Giveth, and the Small Print Taketh Away
Suspended animation.
(not my original)
A truly happy rider is one who can enjoy the scenery along a detour.
One I still get blagged about, I was putting R ang G crash protectors on my GSX-R 1000 new then as it got tight on the first side I thought just tighten a little more !! so I did and the bike rolled of its side stand onto the side I hadnt fitted the crash bung to onto my car and damaged both vehicles.
How I laughed
Paul
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