So shoot me it's a good joke

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  1. ray23

    ray23 Ol'Timer

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    An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual
    tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

    His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
    wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear Vincent,
    I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
    tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
    plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be
    happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Pop,
    Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
    the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
    and left.

    That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Pop,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
    Love you,

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