For Tropical John

[mikerust]

I went to the cemetery yesterday and there were 4 pall bearers walking around with a coffin.

3 hours later they were still walking around with it.

I thought to myself :

"These bastards have lost the plot."

 

[tropicaljohno]

When I went to the cemetery yesterday, I walked past an open grave, and there were 2 termites, making love in dead Ernest

 

[Dougal]

Did you hear about the man who had his house maid backwards so he could watch television?