This made me laugh. Apology to Captain Slash

[mikerust]

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?

The position of the dirt bag

 

[monsterman]

GOOD ONE

 

[daewoo]

hehehehehe...

I have taught my 3 year old the different sound that a Harley, makes and when he hears it to say "mid life crisis"... []

 

[Franz]

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Originally posted by mikerust

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?

The position of the dirt bag

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.....and, the HOOVER never needs a repair............

 

[tropicaljohno]

In OZ what has a cattle dog and a Harley have in common ???

They both spend much of their time riding in the back of ute's

 

[ivan the terrable]

Q;Why is a Harley like a porcupine?
A; Both have pricks on there back

Q; Why do Harley owners have tassels on there handlebars and clothing
A; To be able to tell if they are moving

Q; What is the difference between an old dog and a Harley
A;The dog can get in the pickup by itself

 

[jonadda]

Hats off to Harley Davidson
Who would have ever thought that if you stuck some spark plugs into an air compressor you would make a motor cycle that would guarantee an instant 2'' member extension as soon as you bought one.
Go figure

 

[jonadda]

At the other end of the scale though.
Whats the similarity between riding a Vespa and having sex with a big fat woman?

Thier both fun rides until your mates find out.

YIPPEE.........This is my 100th post, i now move on to senior member

 

[ivan the terrable]

95% of Harleys are still on the road
The rest made it home......

 

[mikerust]

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At the other end of the scale though.
riding a Vespa

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[monsterman]

Harley riders claim that God rides a Harley , but the bible says Triumph, and anyhow the devil rides a Ducati , red colour offcourse.

 

[Klaus]

God rides a Harley? - Judging from a technology viewpoint, he probably created it on his first weekend!!
On the next weekend he got better and created the tractor.

That reminds me of another joke: First God created the Earth; when he thought it to be good, he rested. Then he created Man; when he thought him to be good, he rested. Then he created the Woman - after that neither God nor Man ever rested again!

 

[monsterman]

Willy G Davidson had a converstion with God and said that HDs bikes were more popular then God in the USA , and god replied ''are you sure Willy G'' I think you will find that more men are riding my invention ..... the WOMAN.