This made me laugh. Apology to Captain Slash

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  1. mikerust

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    What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?

    The position of the dirt bag
     
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    hehehehehe...

    I have taught my 3 year old the different sound that a Harley, makes and when he hears it to say "mid life crisis"... [:D]
     
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    In OZ what has a cattle dog and a Harley have in common ???

    They both spend much of their time riding in the back of ute's
     
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    Q;Why is a Harley like a porcupine?
    A; Both have pricks on there back

    Q; Why do Harley owners have tassels on there handlebars and clothing
    A; To be able to tell if they are moving

    Q; What is the difference between an old dog and a Harley
    A;The dog can get in the pickup by itself
     
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    Hats off to Harley Davidson
    Who would have ever thought that if you stuck some spark plugs into an air compressor you would make a motor cycle that would guarantee an instant 2'' member extension as soon as you bought one.
    Go figure
     
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    At the other end of the scale though.
    Whats the similarity between riding a Vespa and having sex with a big fat woman?

    Thier both fun rides until your mates find out.

    YIPPEE.........This is my 100th post, i now move on to senior member
     
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    95% of Harleys are still on the road
    The rest made it home......
     
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    Harley riders claim that God rides a Harley , but the bible says Triumph, and anyhow the devil rides a Ducati , red colour offcourse.
     
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    God rides a Harley? - Judging from a technology viewpoint, he probably created it on his first weekend!!
    On the next weekend he got better and created the tractor.

    That reminds me of another joke: First God created the Earth; when he thought it to be good, he rested. Then he created Man; when he thought him to be good, he rested. Then he created the Woman - after that neither God nor Man ever rested again!
     
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    Willy G Davidson had a converstion with God and said that HDs bikes were more popular then God in the USA , and god replied ''are you sure Willy G'' I think you will find that more men are riding my invention ..... the WOMAN.
     

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