You know you love your bike when....

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  1. Satonic

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    = You look through your phone and find 500+ pics of your bike(s), 2 of your wife.

    = You spend all day cleaning your (dirt) bike, cutting and banging your knuckles cleaning every last spoke only to take it out 24hrs later to a muddy field and start the process all over again.

    Feel free to add your own :)
     
  2. Chiang_Mai_Martin

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    You come back from 28 days offshore, say 'ello to the missus but cannot wait to take the baby/beast out again! I felt exactly like that when I picked the Africa Twin up from the fabrication shop this morning, thinking "I've fallen in love all over again!!"
     
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    You know you love your bike when.....you sleep with it

    287005=14452-bike-security.
     
  4. Satonic

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    ^ Brilliant!
     
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    My wife and MiaNoi both state that I can ride a woman for 30 minutes and then i fall off and go to sleep ,,,,but i can ride a bike for several hours not fall off and then cuddle it with spanners and polish for another few hours , so they reckon i love bikes more than women !!!!!

    both vices are expensive
     
  6. monty1412

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    when you replace your facebook intro photos of you and your loved one with photos of you and your real loved one ( the bike of course).. Got asked why.. was a touch short of a good answer.. in these cases a typical male shrug seems to suffice
     
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    ...you and your wife are invited to go to her friend's wedding, but you slip away and go to the Bangkok Bike Festival. :)

    ...you give your wife a recycled rose for Valentine, while thinking about that new aluminium swingarm.
     
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    Your girlfriend introduces you to her friend who goes by the name of Tiffany
    Tiffany is hot
    Tiffany has silicon implants
    Tiffany is an exotic dancer
    Tiffany is without a place to stay at present and so is coming to stay at your house for a short while
    Tiffany is very promiscuous and enjoys menage a trois

    You decide its good for your girlfriend to have some company and use this situation to jump a flight and get up to Chiang Mai for a few days riding while Tiffany stays at your place.
     

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