You know you love your bike when....

Satonic

Satonic

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= You look through your phone and find 500+ pics of your bike(s), 2 of your wife.

= You spend all day cleaning your (dirt) bike, cutting and banging your knuckles cleaning every last spoke only to take it out 24hrs later to a muddy field and start the process all over again.

Feel free to add your own :)
 
Chiang_Mai_Martin

Chiang_Mai_Martin

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You come back from 28 days offshore, say 'ello to the missus but cannot wait to take the baby/beast out again! I felt exactly like that when I picked the Africa Twin up from the fabrication shop this morning, thinking "I've fallen in love all over again!!"
 
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cdrw

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Oct 6, 2006
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You know you love your bike when.....you sleep with it

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monsterman

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My wife and MiaNoi both state that I can ride a woman for 30 minutes and then i fall off and go to sleep ,,,,but i can ride a bike for several hours not fall off and then cuddle it with spanners and polish for another few hours , so they reckon i love bikes more than women !!!!!

both vices are expensive
 
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monty1412

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when you replace your facebook intro photos of you and your loved one with photos of you and your real loved one ( the bike of course).. Got asked why.. was a touch short of a good answer.. in these cases a typical male shrug seems to suffice
 
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mezcal

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...you and your wife are invited to go to her friend's wedding, but you slip away and go to the Bangkok Bike Festival. :)

...you give your wife a recycled rose for Valentine, while thinking about that new aluminium swingarm.
 
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monty1412

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Your girlfriend introduces you to her friend who goes by the name of Tiffany
Tiffany is hot
Tiffany has silicon implants
Tiffany is an exotic dancer
Tiffany is without a place to stay at present and so is coming to stay at your house for a short while
Tiffany is very promiscuous and enjoys menage a trois

You decide its good for your girlfriend to have some company and use this situation to jump a flight and get up to Chiang Mai for a few days riding while Tiffany stays at your place.
 
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