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Spotted in Doi Mae Salong 28 August 2009
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What can you say? Only laugh & both happy go lucky & I did. :lol: :lol:
 

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A new shower & shower curtain in my room at the Kings Hotel in Loei earlier this week

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If you don't have a chuckle when you look at the photos - look again closely at the positions of the shower & shower curtain. :lol: :lol:
 

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One of my friend pass this to me,,, im NOT sure what hea means, but for sure it make FUN reading,, any one recognice them selfs??

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back.......
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back......
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.

Top 10 Reasons Sport Bike Riders Don't Wave: .....
10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.
8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the socket.
6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-Kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than foetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. Its too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back......
10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to iPod, XM, or talking on the cell phone.
5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
2. You haven't been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.
 

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Coon in Aussie slang is a cheese!

COON is the trademark of a cheddar cheese produced by the Dairy Farmers company in Australia. It was first launched in 1931 by Fred Walker.

The cheese is said to be named after its American creator Edward Coon who patented a method,[2] subsequently known as the Cooning process, for fast maturation of cheese via high temperature and humidity. Former manufacturer Kraft, and later Dairy Farmers, have vigorously defended the trademark.

The accuracy of Dairy Farmers' account of the origin of the brand has been challenged. Anti-racism campaigner Stephen Hagan has said that he has been unable to find evidence that Edward Coon was a famous cheese maker, contending that the name came instead from the black wraparound in which it was originally sold.[3] Hagan says that Edward Coon was an obscure factory hand who was induced to subscribe his name to the patent for cheese manufacture some time after the brand had been in use.

From 1933 the cheese was marketed as Red Coon, as at the time the cheese was coated with red wax. The wax was later replaced with cellophane and the red stripe in the logo is a residual reference to the original packaging.
 

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Spotted in an Akha village rubbish dump near Thoed Thai.

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Every picture tells a story; & the moral of the story: "don't put your big head in where it does not belong?"

We were in hysterics as he struggled to get the bag off!
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David wrote: Your right John, no need to make a comment.

But all of us can fess up to somthing or other that is similar.

You ever come up to an intersection to make a U-Turn and while almost at a complete standstill you lay the bike down?
Dave, been there, done that and got the T-Shirt :D

Not one of my finest biking moments that's for sure!

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A flock of PG's at the Mae Sai border crossing duty free where wearing these T-shirts while promoting there product. No responsible advertising laws here. :D

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Wife: Thats a nice bike, I like that one. (upon being passed by a Hayabusa)
Me: Oh ya? thats a Hayabusa, very fast.
Wife: I like it, it looks like a Fino.
Me:...
 

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Captain_Slash wrote: Spotted on my trip today
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I come to a bridge and this truck looks a bit strange
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Oops
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Hes gonna need some help to get out of there
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Should not be that hard to take it out,, it's not even very deep,,few thai in the back side and opposite side of the car and then reverce,,, :eek:
 

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Spotted this last week on my way to Oudomxai. You would think that after they painted all the other KM markers they would have noticed something wrong with this one.

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The rider with the longest continuous time in the saddle.... ????
I think we may have a winner! :wink:

David Morales Colon, who was murdered last Thursday, is now on display.....
Rather than the traditional casket, Mr Colon, 22,, now sits embalmed astride his Honda motorcycle in the funeral home.
This may be the only time one should ride without a helmet...

Read more and video clip at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... -home.html